Monday, April 22, 2013

Rule #2: You Will Sing Songs About Poop

Yes, yes you will. There is no denying it. You will find yourself either singing songs about poop or talking in that high pitched voice about said poop. There is no avoiding this.

Think about it. Your days have been reduced to spending them in their entirety with someone who basically sleeps, eats and poops. For the first few months at least anyway.

I went from being a club girl who was always out, to clubs, shows, events, dinners, etc. to basically spending 24/7 at home with a baby. Which, as you can probably imagine, does not have the biggest vocabulary yet though judging by how much she babbles away, she will have a large one soon!

So back to the point - you will find yourself singing or talking about poop (and other bodily functions) to not ONLY the baby but to your baby. Yes, the man who is part of this whole adventure with you.

Remember when you used to whisper sweet nothings to each other? Yeah, me neither. Now it is basically a tired recounting of the day, the bodily functions and diaper disasters contained therein.

So there you have it. Clear your throat, take a sip of water and get ready to hit those high C`s.

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